piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.
herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.
“I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date.”
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yeah let’s remove people’s credit yeah!!

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meoplelikepeople:

When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’

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miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(via trust)

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

(via 4nticipati0n)

edgebug:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

tHIS IS WHAT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE LOOKS LIKE

(via yelled)

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

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curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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beanleaf:

chreamy:

flamhes:

vivency:

humansofnewyork:

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park. 

ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER

its back igaf its not my blog style

YESS FINALLY I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES 

If you zoom in it says at the bottom “every once and a while you meet these people that make you think that just maybe you’ve been doing something right after all to deserve them in your life” and I love that

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Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

A METRIC TON OF WEED

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fffcuk2:

this sign is hanging up in my moms office

fffcuk2:

this sign is hanging up in my moms office

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