plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(via sorry)

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

(via hate)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

(via tyleroakley)

“Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.”
— Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

(via sexcake)

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(via lindsaylohoean)

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

(via let-mebeme)


Don’t die in here Miss. Rosa. Go do it your own way.

Don’t die in here Miss. Rosa. Go do it your own way.

(via givingup-onlove)

avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying
avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying
avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying
avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying
avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying
avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying
avocados-and-cardio:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

HAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha oh god i’m dying

smthnwentwrong:

When your best friend is spending time with someone else:

(via norreraheal)

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

(via cumfort)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via s-ideways)

frozenteen:

are you Jewish because you Israeli hot

(via cumfort)